The Illegal Alien Costume

Hello IGWers,
As you all know Halloween is just around the corner. Kids and adults alike are flocking to the stores looking for the best costume they can possibly find. However, those seekers now have one less option.
Apparently, Target Corporation had one costume that was just too much for people. The costume which was apparently [...]

Frosting Flavored Deodorant

Hello IGWers,
A startling new revelation took place last night. Wal-Mart seems to be launching a frosting flavor and smell deodorant. Yep, you heard that right. Amongst many packages of Ax and Old Spice laid a canister of Funfetti. It is unclear how Funfetti was lying in the deodorant aisle but it was. Several questions have [...]

Can’t Hug Pandas

Hello IGWers,
Somedays people just surprise you. This happened to me the other day. I was reading an article from CNN. The article spoke of a 20 year old Chinese student. This student had the absolutely brilliant idea of jumping a 6.5 foot fence to hug the seemingly adorable panda. Bad choice, the student was bitten [...]

Dear McDonald’s

Dear McDonald’s,
I want to inform you of a very interesting occurence I experienced tonight. While ordering from the BK Lounge I was greeted with a strange sound. Now I understand that people get along, but I would have thought I was in a strange dream. So, this strange sound was none other than the phrase, [...]

Innovation Gone Wrong Success Story: Plastic Wishbones

Hello IGWers,
I found a company today that kind of blows my mind. Many of you are familiar with the wishbone you receive with your turkey on Thanksgiving. Lucky Break Wishbone decides to deliver 30,000 of those lucky

wishbones every single day in plastic format. The story is absolutely crazy, but the owner is now a millionaire [...]

Sleep Number Expert is Not Don Juan

Hello IGWers,
I went to the mall the other day and low and behold, the Sleep Number attendee was sitting around. I know that attendees at a number of stores sit around, but this wasn’t the BK kid slacking off or the kid from Mickey Dee’s just hanging around in the back of the store. No, [...]