Jetpack Helicopter requires the survival of the fittest

Hello IGWers,
I came acrosss a doozy of an invention today. The invention is a jetpack helicopter. The machine is intended for a single person. The machine costs 1 million dollars and can carry you if you are under 180 pounds. The idea is a little bit crazy, but if you are very interested in taking [...]

5 million dollar bra not a good investment

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Victoria Secret thinks they have the secret of market success. That is of course drastically increase the cost of the bras they have. They have released a bra with about 3700 diamonds. Where does someone where this? I can’t believe it would be worth it unless you are a fashion model who is married [...]

Floridians Can’t Laugh Too Much

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I found this story searching the Internet and it is a bit ridiculous. The story is of a Floridian women who was fired from her job as a waitress for nothing other than laughing. So hardworking, loyal and dedicated may not be enough from the Land of Hanging Chads. That is right laughing of [...]

5 Second Rule is Stupid

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I was reading the news today and found that the 5 second rule is a complete myth. Well this has always been the rule so I don’t know what is so surprising. If I have ever dropped food on public transportation, I’d never pick it up anyway. So for those of you that continue [...]

Dog Weddings: What is This?

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I can’t believe this, but more dog weddings have come to the mainstream media. Seriously, dogs get married? Really. Last time I spoke with Rover he wanted something to eat, somewhere to sleep and somewhere to run. I can’t believe this at all? After researching, I found out that these weddings have taken place [...]

Found the Cause of Low Math and Science Scores

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While searching the Internet for creative food recipes I found the demise of American children everywhere. The product is called the Edible Dirt Bucket. Ingredients for the Edible Dirt Bucket include Graham Crackers, Chocolate Pudding and Sour Worms.
Well friends this explains tons. Kids are taughts lies from a very early age. They consume copious [...]

Dehydrated Water: Superfail

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I saw a posting on Boing Boing speaking of a product called Dehydrated Water in a can. I have not seen or heard of anything this ridiculous in quite sometime. What exactly does dehydrated water in a can consist of? I would think hydrogen and oxygen, but wouldn’t the dehydrated water just be in [...]

Thoughts on the Virtual Food Drive

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I have gone corporate today to pay the bills. It really cuts into my blogging time, but the first innovation gone wrong has since emerged. The concept is simple, the virtual food drive. The virtual food drive should be while easy to understand, but it is not. The concept is rather difficult surrounding the [...]

Kid Rock arrested at Waffle House

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I don’t know how many of you out there have taken part in the timeless tradition of the South terrible service and cheap food at the Waffle House. My favorite country music star Kid Rock has been arrested in this place of truly Southern awesomeness.
The only time I have been there my order and [...]

Video Games That Become Movies

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The larger than normal staff at Innovation Gone Wrong has determined that one of the worst fatalities of all-time is converting a video game into a movie. Watching these movies was more excruciating than sitting through Home Alone 4. Some of the movies that come to mind include:
1. Tomb Raider
2. Super Mario Brothers
3. Mortal [...]