Television That Will Probably Not Work

Hello IGwers,
I thought about ideas for shows that would not work.
1. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous- Lifestyles of the Poor and Unrecognizable will not work.
2. CSI Miami, New York, Las Vegas- CSI Rural Idaho doesn’t work
3. Everyone knows Big Brother- Big Step-Brother doesn’t really work.
4. American Idol works of course- Mongolian Idol does not.
5. [...]

Comcast Kidnapping

An elderly man kidnaps a Comcast employee because he removed his surround sound.
Sources say the man now has a dish.