Imaginary Pitch: Results Not Typical

Hello IGWers,

This is the start of a new segment on Innovation Gone Wrong. Today we are introducing the Imaginary Pitch contest. There are only two rules. The first rule is that the company can not exist today. The second rule is that it has to be completely stupid. No logic in this. If you think this pitch could be successful, I have some domain properties in Boca Raton to sell you.

Pitch #1:

Results Not Typical

Results Not Typical is not your average weightloss company. The company guarantees atypical results to all of its members. You may or may not lose so much weight that skinny pants are your option. If you don’t lose massive amounts of weight you may die. It appears that result is also not typical.

To more pitches gone wrong!

Hondo

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