Failed Innovation Log

Hello IGWers,

We at Innovation Gone Wrong have determined a couple of short innovations gone wrong this week.

1. Facebook pets are dying faster than Tomagochis thus proving that although people have grown up they are not more responsible.

2. Porridge and Dried Grape Cookies (c) formerly known as Oatmeal Raisin cookies have been changed in a recent rebranding effort. This rebranding effort is sure to succeed as today’s youth will have no idea as to what porridge actually is. The effort is similar to dried plums appealing to the “Working Women” market.

3. Obamania is not a real country despite claims by the liberal media. Yet it may be a communicable disease transferred over social networks.

4. Chickens rescued from rogue cockfighting operation have unfortunately sent to the Golden Plump chicken rehabilitation center. Spokesmen for the center suggest it will take little time before they are with their friends again.

To more failed news and innovation!

Hondo and Habib

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