Parrot Accessories Gone Wrong

Hello IGWers,

Watching the Animal Planet today we came across some stupid innovations. Here is a detailed listing.

1. Parrot skateboard- Who the hell does this parrot think he is? He is not Tony parrot.

2. Parrot bicycle- Who builds these tiny parrot bicycles? Any growth in Q4 in the parrot bicycle market?

3. Parrot basketball- This is crazy. Hawks and Raptors only. No parrots are in the NBA. Why should we start now.

4. Parrot flipping wheel- Boring, a glorified nursing home trick.

Basically I got the solution to improve math and science scores in the United States. The solution is obviously to stop watching parrots attempt to play sports all day.

To smart animals teaching kids something.

Hondo and Habib

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One Response

  1. More useless junk by Billy Mays, perhaps?

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