Found the Cause of Low Math and Science Scores

Hello IGWers,

While searching the Internet for creative food recipes I found the demise of American children everywhere. The product is called the Edible Dirt Bucket. Ingredients for the Edible Dirt Bucket include Graham Crackers, Chocolate Pudding and Sour Worms.

Well friends this explains tons. Kids are taughts lies from a very early age. They consume copious amounts of this Edible Dirt leading to childhood obesity. The kids then make some fundamental confusions such as the following:

1. Glass is made of graham crackers – False.

2. Eating dirt is good for you- Very false, welcome to the School of Hard Knocks Kids.

3. If I mix gummy worms and pudding you will do well in school, wrong, although it might hold up in certain states.

You may be thinking this critique is harsh. I say deceiving kids from an early age is cool if you are friends with Joe Camel, Smoked Out Bear (Smokey Bear’s little known cousin), and that deceptive Pink Panther.

To edible dirt kicking the crap out of today’s youth!



One Response

  1. Always good to read about Basketball, my ex was of olympic standards..

    Can I ask though – how did you get this picked up and into google news?

    Very impressive, is it something that is just up to Google or you actively created?

    Obviously this is a popular blog with great data so well done on your seo success..

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