Dear McDonald’s

Dear McDonald’s,

I want to inform you of a very interesting occurence I experienced tonight. While ordering from the BK Lounge I was greeted with a strange sound. Now I understand that people get along, but I would have thought I was in a strange dream. So, this strange sound was none other than the phrase, “I love the new Southern Style chicken sandwich for breakfast.” This sound was uttered by none other than the ordering lady directed by the King himself. So, global market recessions should be no worry for you. Your competition is selling your food for you. Just wanted to let you know.

To everlasting golden arches!

Your Dedicated Customer,



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