Dogs Suffer through Financial Crisis

Hello IGWers,

Apparently in Germany, the dogs are in the same soup kitchen lines as the dogs. I can’t believe this. Move over Fido, I’m hungry. Wait you can be here to? I guess the German soup kitchens are supporters of both man and beast, but do the dogs ever give back. I sure hope so. Dogs, ok, I’m fine with that. Cats in the line and I’m going nuts.

To hungry animals and starving people!

Hondo

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5 million dollar bra not a good investment

Hello IGWers,

Victoria Secret thinks they have the secret of market success. That is of course drastically increase the cost of the bras they have. They have released a bra with about 3700 diamonds. Where does someone where this? I can’t believe it would be worth it unless you are a fashion model who is married to a guy that owns a couple of countries. I mean if 5 million dollar bras are in reason, what is not?

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

Subway Predicts Purchases

Hello IGWers,

It has been awhile, but I’m ramping up for a holiday run so I thought I’d take some time. Today is a true story. I was eating at the birthplace of the rich Jared Fogle. I was casually walking through the line and then at the end the nice cashier asked me if I wanted sour cream or cheddar. Not knowing what the man had said I double took and he resaid it Turns out the cashiers have decided to save time by predicting meal purchases. This is not bad, but I was not expecting David Blaine to come with the $5 footlong.

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

End of State Quarter Program

Hello IGWers,

Although the state quarter program is ending, today is the perfect day to think of the next generation of coin stunts that the mint can undertake. Here are some ideas that probably not going to make it to the top of the list for the next quarter program.

1. Failed presidential candidates

2. Controversial moments in U.S. history

3. Worst natural disaster scenes

4. The women associated with JFK

5. Scenes from the life and times of Rutherford B. Hayes

More failed quarter initiatives to follow.

Hondo

Welcome to Kangaroo Court

Hello IGWers,

Reading the odd news today, I saw something that had to be reported on. This small story is pretty hilarious to me. 3 residents of Singapore show up to court wearing a t-shirt which was ok. However, they were in deep trouble after the judge saw a kangaroo on the front of the shirt wearing a judges robe. Oh snap! Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Singapore arrest you for chewing gum in public. It must be very nice in the Singaporean jail cells. That is the only reason I can surmise of attempting this ridiculous stunt!

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

Prediction: Global Rise in the Sandbox

Hello IGWers,

Given the follow-out of today’s economy. I find it very necessary to report one sector of the economy is set to skyrocket amidst hard times. That is of course the sandbox. The very definition of a sandbox explains is recession proof ways. All you have to find is of course sand and wood. If you can’t afford wood, you can always rummage for wood or wood substitutes.

Jeffrey Giraffe and other high class Blu-Ray quality warriors. Your days are limited. Kids can only play in the sand as everything else is too expensive.

Just remember think about the kids.

Hondo

Shout Outs

Hello IGWers,

I often bring you the bad or severely hurting. Today I like to shout out to a couple of my favorites on the positive side.

1. MojoHD- I don’t know if you get this channel, but I could watch 24 hours a day if I had the time. Best lineup ever period.

2. Pandora- I don’t know how you make enough money to support me 12-18 hours a day, but you are doing a fine job about keeping me awake during some times when lesser men and women would have fallen asleep.

3. Seeqpod- Still don’t understand how you are legal, but you keep me entertained for extremely long stretches.

4. Techcrunch- Without you I would read the my regional paper for the tech news. That is so last century and I love the ranting and the tech news.

5. Newegg- Why people pass up deals this could is beyond me. I only keep my credit card handy one in five sessions because I don’t believe I can live in the middle of a processor. If I could I’d change my mind.

Thanks for all the great work. You are Innovations Gone Right in an Innovation Gone Wrong environment.

Hondo