Where do the tips cease?

Hello IGWers,

I have recently discovered one of the most assanine cases of innovation gone wrong to date. I know the bacon suit and the lawnmowing shoes are way up there. This is a couple of little words or sentences directed by the world’s largest man on the subject of not politics, sports, trivia. Oh no, this man who weighs a whooping 700+lbs. told his friend a lofty 990 lbs. how to lose weight. On this same line of thinking I believe I should ask the following people for advise in the following areas:

1. Miley Cyrus for the slam dunk contest (Is like 4 something feet tall)

2. Pamela Anderson for competitive chicken wing eating (She’s a huge vegan if you didn’t know!)

3. MC Hammer for financial advise (Went bankrupt)

4. Simon Cowell for manners advise (You know)

5. George Bush for info and tips on the spelling bee (Been alive the last 8 years)

6. Joe Camel for info on healthy lungs (old school)

7. Dick Cheney for gun safety (You saw the news)

8. Charles Barkely on the perfect golf swing (have you ever seen this man with a golf club?)

9. Kevin Mitnick on responsible computer usage (one of the biggest hackers ever arrested)

10. John Madden on sentence and grammar structure (Not a genius on the words)