Photoshopping Thanksgiving

Hello IGWers,

Today I bring you a sad state of affairs. I am of course reporting of the ill-conceived notion of photoshopping peoples heads on turkeys to appear humorous. Not only does photoshopping human faces on turkeys a stupid idea, it lacks very little humor. Makes you cringe more than laugh. I wish I knew why people didn’t think of original Thanksgiving jokes. This is the bottom of the barrel. It is in fact so bad that I would rather buy a bunch of Circuit City gift cards for Christmas than stomach any more of these lame jokes.

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

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Biggest Burger

Hello IGWers,

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this. This burger is 123 lbs. That is massive. Lets say you invited 123 people over that is still a lb. per person. I can not believe this. Denny’s Beer Barrel also produces a hefty 15 lb. version and heftier 50 lb. version. I guess if you are really, really hunger you should hit up the Denny’s (Like 10 Grand Slams Calorie wise).

To more burger challenges gone wrong!

Hondo

Found the Cause of Low Math and Science Scores

Hello IGWers,

While searching the Internet for creative food recipes I found the demise of American children everywhere. The product is called the Edible Dirt Bucket. Ingredients for the Edible Dirt Bucket include Graham Crackers, Chocolate Pudding and Sour Worms.

Well friends this explains tons. Kids are taughts lies from a very early age. They consume copious amounts of this Edible Dirt leading to childhood obesity. The kids then make some fundamental confusions such as the following:

1. Glass is made of graham crackers – False.

2. Eating dirt is good for you- Very false, welcome to the School of Hard Knocks Kids.

3. If I mix gummy worms and pudding you will do well in school, wrong, although it might hold up in certain states.

You may be thinking this critique is harsh. I say deceiving kids from an early age is cool if you are friends with Joe Camel, Smoked Out Bear (Smokey Bear’s little known cousin), and that deceptive Pink Panther.

To edible dirt kicking the crap out of today’s youth!

Hondo

Worst Product of the Week…inflatable toast

Hello IGWers,

This is one of the worst products I’ve found in quite some time. The idea is inflatable toast. You are not allowed to eat the product as it is made of plastic, but you are allowed to blow it up and admire its uniqueness.
The following picture will attest to its ridiculous nature.

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

Healthy Eating Comparison

Hello IGWers,

MSNBC has launched what is arguably one of the funniest comparisons of food for dieters. I realize that millions of people are on diets of some kind, but the way MSNBC compares the foods is pretty histerical.

Enjoy for yourself at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25609832/.

Hondo

P.S. Compare side to side for the funniest comparisons.

Vegetable Surprises

Hello IGWers,

I am getting pretty sick of seeing kids tricked into drinking vegetables disguised as fruit. I think every company making juice does it, but eventually all these kids are going to realize that there were vegetables in their drinks. At what point do these kids revolt? I think that this is like disguising veggie burgers as hamburgers. Everyone finds out and everyone is just mad.

I think that if you really want to get kids to eat vegetables you do it in a setting that they can’t refuse. I think that kids would love to eat vegetables if they always got to eat them in front of the TV, online or on a rollercoaster. If the kids are bashing someone’s skul in on XBOX I think the fruits and vegetables will go down a whole lot easier.

To more kid-friendly surprises!

Hondo

Update Taco in a Bag is not a new invention

Hello IGWers,

Disturbing news out there from the start-up community. It looks like someone is trying to start a Taco in a Bag (TIB) restaurant chain. Granted we have all seen the success of Chipotle and Qdoba, but is this enough to sell millions of tacos in small chip bags? Doritos could do this if they wanted, but I feel TIB is going to be forever secluded to high school games and fundraisers.

To TIB securing venture financing! Jk

Hondo