Funny Quotes

Inventions for Lazy People brings us: Well at least it finally happened. Unlike the idea I submitted that patent for to make electronics out of wine and cheese. See, that way, as it gets older, it gets better.

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

-Dave Barry

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas A. Edison

When life hands you lemons throw them at expensive cars.

Jon Lajoie

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. -Homer Simpson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … – Louis Hector Berlioz
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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