Wired magazine brings us this awesomely terrible invention.
Airbag underwear senses that you are about to fall and blows up. It may be perfect for those of you with terrible coordination, but this sounds ridiculous. If anyone has seen this in action please respond.
Onward to more ridiculous inventions and ideas,
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.05/st_badideas.html is where the original article is