Dear McDonald’s

Dear McDonald’s,

I want to inform you of a very interesting occurence I experienced tonight. While ordering from the BK Lounge I was greeted with a strange sound. Now I understand that people get along, but I would have thought I was in a strange dream. So, this strange sound was none other than the phrase, “I love the new Southern Style chicken sandwich for breakfast.” This sound was uttered by none other than the ordering lady directed by the King himself. So, global market recessions should be no worry for you. Your competition is selling your food for you. Just wanted to let you know.

To everlasting golden arches!

Your Dedicated Customer,



While I’m on McDonald’s

Hello IGWers,

I think that it would be hilarious for the garbage bins at fast food restaurants to sing. I think that it would encourage people to throw their stuff away and it would just be entertaining. Think about this. You get “The King” to sing to you after you empty your tray. The funniest part of the whole experience would be the fact that if the door was held open it would be stuck on that note.

I think it would be hilarious, but I am open to contrarian viewpoints.

To possible singing garbage cans.


Mega Mac

Hello IGWers,

Japan is back at us again with the mega mac. The Mega Mac is a huge sandwich from McDonald’s. It packs 754 calories and 45 grams of fat. I’m guessing that mega sandwich eating was not your idea of Japan, but now it is. Hopefully you can say, “I’m full” in Japanese.

To more food innovations gone wrong!