Japanese Noodle Protector aka Chindogu

Japanese Face Protector

I recently searched inventions. This is the 3rd image I found. Apparently Japanese men are burning their faces beyond belief. Therefore, I present to you the Ron Popeil “Japanese Shogun Burned Noodle Protector. The actual name is the Chindogu. Meant to protect from noodle juice and almost 100% effective in preventing any second dates.

This had to be shared with the world.