Hello IGWers,
I was reading this morning about a naked soccer match that took place between Germany and Austria. Now this is the first time I have heard of naked soccer. I am not a nudist and naked sports are pretty scary to me. Following is a list of the least exciting naked sports.
1. Equestrian- Riding horseback naked is not such a great idea
2. Naked baseball- Again, getting a ball thrown at you 90mph doesn’t sound great.
3. Lacrosse- Why? These athletes wear helmets and pads for good reason.
4. Fishing- Hooks are sharp enough said.
5. Poker- At your home maybe, but at a casino this won’t fly.
6. Tennis- This is actually done somewhat, but it sounds foolish.
7. Raquetball- Have you ever been hit by a racquetball?
8. Curling- No one enjoys getting undressed on ice.
9. Ice skating- Going the same way as curling. No one pulls a triple axle in their birthday suit.
10. Golf- Not that you can’t but the beer cart lady may or may not stop depending on what she sees.
To more horrible naked sports!
Hondo
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