Neuticles: Your pets will have a ball

Hello IGWers,

Tell me something. Do you ever get in the situation where you have neutured your dog and all of a sudden Spike isn’t quite who he used to be. Well you are in luck. Neuticles has taken the liberty of patenting the cosmetic testicle replacement for pets. Now Spike is at least cosmetically back in the game. Please tell me if you are one of the 250k owners who purchased a set for their pet.

To more pet innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

NOW that is what I call music volume I can’t count that high

Hello IGWers,

I was commensing in some Christmas shopping yesterday and I saw a number of funny and odd innovations in the stores, but right at the checkout it struck me. Now 29. This sounds like a desparate female name online. I think that turning 30 and calling yourself NOW is a bit of a troubling statement. I have never purchased a NOW cd. I have refrained because the songs have been overplayed on the radio by the time I see it. 

I don’t have anything against top 40 music on cds. Shoot away. However, realizing that we are going to have to categorize NOW albums by geologic era I become a bit troubled. 

To more musical innovation gone wrong!

Hondo