Smoking Obama

Hello IGWers,

Foundations and charities often ask for sponsors. But, today I found out that the American Legacy foundation(a foundation that seeks to stop youth smoking) asked Obama for endorsement. The problem is not Obama. President and so forth you would have thought this was going to work. If you did, you’d be massively wrong. Obama smokes and is trying to quit along with countless other Americans. 

So I got to thinking about other people I might ask for advice given the same logic. 

1. The Palm Beach Country Club where I might be able to invest some money.

2. Colonel Sanders where I might find a salad.

3. Lions Head Coach Rod Marinelli where I might find a book on performance management

4. Pauly Shore for comedic advise

5. O.J. on sports memorabilia

To more shoddy advise. 

Hondo

NOW that is what I call music volume I can’t count that high

Hello IGWers,

I was commensing in some Christmas shopping yesterday and I saw a number of funny and odd innovations in the stores, but right at the checkout it struck me. Now 29. This sounds like a desparate female name online. I think that turning 30 and calling yourself NOW is a bit of a troubling statement. I have never purchased a NOW cd. I have refrained because the songs have been overplayed on the radio by the time I see it. 

I don’t have anything against top 40 music on cds. Shoot away. However, realizing that we are going to have to categorize NOW albums by geologic era I become a bit troubled. 

To more musical innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

Photoshopping Thanksgiving

Hello IGWers,

Today I bring you a sad state of affairs. I am of course reporting of the ill-conceived notion of photoshopping peoples heads on turkeys to appear humorous. Not only does photoshopping human faces on turkeys a stupid idea, it lacks very little humor. Makes you cringe more than laugh. I wish I knew why people didn’t think of original Thanksgiving jokes. This is the bottom of the barrel. It is in fact so bad that I would rather buy a bunch of Circuit City gift cards for Christmas than stomach any more of these lame jokes.

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo

Can’t Smoke on Oxygen Machines

Hello IGWers,

It took some searching, but I found an article that is a true innovation gone wrong. A women in Tennessee had the bright idea of smoking while on an oxygen tank. If you can only picture this in your mind, the image is startling. If you are on an oxygen tank, I don’t think smoking is your number one choice. Second off, this women decided to smoke while in bed. I can’t believe the stupidity. A bit of Darwinism going on here. Only the fit survive.

To more innovation gone wrong!

Hondo